Now generally if someone shouts out: 'Ooh look, male models!' in the office, we get pretty excited hoping to see some David Beckham-esque masculine forms posing in Calvin Kleins.

So, it's safe to say we were a tad disappointed to be confronted by the pictures from the D&G show at Milan Fashion Week where the male models were not only wearing clothes but were kitted out in nautical shorts, bow-ties and 'man' bags.

To be honest we find glasses cute, a little geekiness charming and sailors quite sexy. But put it all together and you've got a look that makes us run screaming towards the nearest builder.

To restore our faith in man-kind we decided to have a diet coke break. (watch that classic advert here)